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lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

(Source: callipop)

kill your curiosity

  • 1. Last kiss

  • 2. Last phone call

  • 3. Last text message

  • 4. Last song you listened to

  • 5. Last time you cried

  • HAVE YOU EVER:

  • 6. Dated someone twice

  • 7. Been cheated on

  • 8. Self harmed

  • 9. Lost someone special

  • 10. Been depressed

  • 11. Been drunk and threw up

  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

  • 12. had sex

  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

  • 15. Made a new friend

  • 17. Laughed until you cried

  • 18. Met someone who changed you

  • 19. Found out who your true friends were

  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you

  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday

  • 27. What time did you wake up today

  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

  • 32. What are you listening to right now

  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?

  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

  • 35. Most visited webpage

  • 36. Favorite colour

  • 37. Nicknames

  • 38. Relationship Status

  • 39. Zodiac sign

  • 40. Male or female

  • 41. Primary school

  • 42. Secondary School

  • 43. High school/college

  • 44. Eye color

  • 46. Height

  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone

  • 48. What do you like about yourself

  • 49. Piercings

  • 50. Tattoos

  • 51. Righty or lefty

  • FIRSTS:

  • 53. First piercing

  • 54. First best friend

  • 55. First hookup

  • 56. First Bestfriend

  • RIGHT NOW:

  • 59. Eating

  • 60. Drinking

  • 61. I'm about to

  • 62. Listening to

  • 63. Waiting for

  • YOUR FUTURE:

  • 64. Want kids?

  • 65. Get married?

  • 66. Career

  • WHICH IS BETTER:

  • 67. Lips or eyes

  • 68. Hugs or kisses

  • 69. Shorter or taller

  • 70. Older or Younger

  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous

  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms

  • 73. Sensitive or loud

  • 74. Hook-up or relationship

  • HAVE YOU EVER:

  • 76. Kissed a stranger

  • 77. Drank hard liquor

  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts

  • 79. Had sex

  • 80. Broken someone's heart

  • 82. Been arrested

  • 83. Turned someone down

  • 84. Cried when someone died

  • 85. Fallen for a friend

  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

  • 86. Yourself

  • 87. Miracles

  • 88. Love at first sight

  • 89. Heaven

  • 90. Santa Clause

  • 91. Kiss on the first date

  • 92. Angels

  • 93. How would you label yourself?

  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

  • 95. Did you sing today

  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

  • 100. Do you like the way you look?

  • Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

sufferers-sacred-legwings:

abnormalgalliovant:

apertures-413th-monster:

whimmy-bam:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

niceboysouji:

Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.

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You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate

we homestucke’d again

Don’t try and confuse us with lettering, Homestucks are used to confusing ass shit.

(Source: cryptonloids)

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